in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So much Jack, so little girl.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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