We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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