I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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