I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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