On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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