Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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