Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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