I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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