ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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