You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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