Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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