i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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