I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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