Why does Corona taste like a burp?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
