can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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