People in love make me want to vomit
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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