Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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