why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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