My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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