I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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