Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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