Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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