just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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