guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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