My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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