It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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