therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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