wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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