I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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