Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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