You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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