Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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