You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The Olympian is in my bed
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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