Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize