Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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