He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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