If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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