i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
now i know why i became what i already was.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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