It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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