My friends, they love my intelligence
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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