i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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