She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
