I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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