You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dignity is for republicans.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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