This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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