tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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