She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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