My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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