i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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