i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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