so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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